Every town in Britain has them: the women who turn up for a night out in heels they can't quite walk in, laugh louder than anyone in the room and end the evening exactly where they planned to. Local slappers, as they'll cheerfully call themselves after the second drink. It's a word that's been used against women, so we use it the way they do, as a badge for a good time and a joke at nobody's expense. If you like a woman who's fun, forward and allergic to playing hard to get, these are the women for you.
The Slapper Spirit, And Why You Probably Share It
Being a slapper, in the affectionate sense, is mostly about attitude. It's the friend who drags everyone to one more bar. The one who says what everybody's thinking. The one who fancies someone and does something about it. Men have it as much as women; we just never got a word for it that stuck. Chances are you're one too, which is exactly why you'll get on.
On LocalShags, local slappers are members like anyone else. They've joined because they want sex without strings, and they'd rather be honest about it than play the coy game for three dates.
Slapper Dating Is A Night Out, Not An Interview
Slapper dating is light on ceremony. She isn't going to quiz you on your five-year plan. She wants to know whether you're fun, whether you can keep up and whether there's a spark worth following home. So leave the CV at home.
Suggest somewhere lively. Be the man who can hold his own in a bit of banter. Dance badly if that's what the night calls for. And when the moment comes, be clear and be kind. A local slapper knows her own mind, and the best thing you can do is make it an easy yes.
Friday, Half Eleven
The bar's loud, her mates have gone on to a club, and she's stayed. You've spent the last hour arguing about the jukebox and losing. She's had her shoes off under the table since ten. At some point she leans over, steals the last of your crisps and says, "So are we doing this or what?"
That's slapper dating at its best. It's not a seduction, it's a laugh that turns into something much hotter, with a woman who has more fun in one evening than most people manage in a month. She isn't playing hard to get because she can't see the point. If you fancy each other, why wait?
The men who get the most out of nights like that are the ones who relax into them. Don't over-plan, don't try to impress her with your job and don't take yourself too seriously. Be quick with a joke, generous with the rounds and honest about what you want. She'll take it from there, and so will you.
Meet Slappers In Your Area
Sign up, search for people in your area and you'll see who's local. The group chat is where the party girls tend to gather, and it's the quickest way to see who's out tonight. If someone catches your eye, take it to private chat, swap a few photos once you're both up for it, and make a plan.
Want to shag a slapper who's as much fun out of bed as in it? Local slappers across the UK aren't hard to find on LocalShags. What's rarer is the man who's genuinely good company. Be him.
What She's Looking For In A Man
Mostly, someone who can keep up. A local slapper wants a man with a bit of energy, a sense of humour and no hang-ups about sex. She doesn't care what you drive. She does care whether you're fun, whether you're confident enough to make a move and whether you'll treat her well, in the bedroom and out of it.
She'd also like you to be honest. If you want a one-off, say so. If you'd like to see her again, say that too. Plenty of the best regular arrangements on LocalShags started with a night like this and a text the next morning saying "same again next week?"
Getting It Right On The Night
- Turn up as yourself. Same face as your photos, same humour as your messages.
- Let it be fun. The best nights with a local slapper are the ones where nobody takes anything too seriously.
- Read the room. Forward doesn't mean anything goes. If she changes her mind, that's the end of it, with a smile.
- Stay discreet. Her night out is her story to tell, not yours.
Get those right and you'll have the sort of night you'll remember for years, privately.
Find Your Kind Of Fun
Not every woman wants a label at all. Some of the women in your area would just call it a Friday. Others are after a filthier kind of date, and some prefer a different word altogether, worn with the same grin. However she describes herself, the next step's the same. Join LocalShags tonight, say hello, and this Friday could end with someone stealing your crisps.